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This is the point where a normal website would insert a disclaimer explaining how they are not responsible for the ideas and designs given on this page, etc. We are not like other sites, however, and in our particular case, the standard disclaimer is woefully insufficient to express our desire to exercise ourselves from the responsibility of anyone’s use of or even contemplation of the ideas and designs given here. In all likelihood, if you follow the instructions on any of our projects or try to build any of the devices listed, serious injury up to and including a horrible and painful death will undoubtedly occur, and though we are sorry and we know how much that sucks, we are not responsible. Enjoy!
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As always-we here at RealiveGuitar have a microgiveashit about what you want, but we need you to feel wanted, so we try our absolute best not to let on that we really don't care, so, any suggestions for new projects should be sent to us with the word "Disregard" in the subject line. Any questions?
Brought to you by the wacked-out fret-trash at BlamePro- Now you can rename your circle-jerk combo to something the kids will remember and will look sick on a t-shirt! Yea- we know... PinheadPaul and the PukingPissheads was a catchy label- but it's time to move on scooter. This thing generates milions of names- and with a cool name, maybe even girls will talk to you!
Ever wonder why the guys on the records sound so good and you suck so much you could clean a carpet? Well our philanthropy knows no bounds and our sympathy is sincere so we we'll tell ya'why evrytime you play an angel dies-- it's the equipment scooter. If you want the big sloppy record deals and the mobs of unclean whores chasin' you- put down the Squire with the mother-of-lunchtray pickguard, and throw out the Peavy Bandit.
GuitarGeek is an awesome place to learn what your favorite players are using, and just how big of a bank loan you'll need not to sound like you do. Enjoy!
